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Summer Turtlization

turtlization: n. (tur-tl-luh-zey-shuhn)


turtlize: v. (tur-tuh-lahyz)

-lized, -lyzing

1. to make turtle.

2 to force to be turtle (sometimes implying against one's will)


Turtles are "in" right now. Not only pet industry is talking about turtles but all the women's interest magazines are featuring how celebrities turtlize , turtlization tips and next season's turtles. Even teens are starting to be interested, and they are trying to sneak in their parents' closets and secretly admiring their turtlization tools and dreaming about the day they will turtlize themselves.

However it seems there is no stopping on global turtlization movement, to some that is unethical and offensive. There are already some animal and human rights groups strongly protesting. Numbers of protesters are lining up in front of White House and demanding for government to take a prompt action. There was a scene of Police and some protesters struck. The protesters were heard to be throwing turtle-food at Police.

Also a researcher group released a statement " Recent study shows millions of lizards are complaining of depression and it is suspected to have some kind of relation to this recent trend" The statement says a number of lizards complaining of depression and fatigues are increasing radically since last Spring, which is about same time as turtlization became popular and started showing on media. Spring is usually known as a happy time after a long hibernation period for lizards.    


Posted on Friday, July 25, 2008 at 02:11PM by Registered CommenterNumber One Squid | CommentsPost a Comment | References6 References

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